My CD collection Be In My Video from the CD Them Or Us Track # 11 Previous Track  Next Track | WARNING / GUARANTEE This album contains material which a truly free society would neither fear nor surpress. In some socially retarded areas, religious fanatics and ultra conservative political organizations violate your First Amendment Rights by attempting to censor rock-n-roll albums. We feel that this is un-Contstitutional and un-American. As an alternative to these government supported programs (designed to keep you docile and ignorant), Barking Pumpkin is pleased to provide stimulating digital audio entertainment for those of you who have outgrown the ordinary. The language contained herein are GUARANTEED NOT TO CAUSE ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND THE POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS. This guarantee is as real as the threats of the video fundmentalists who use attacks on rock music in their attempt to transform America into a nation of check-mailing nincompoops (in the name of Jesus Christ). If there is a hell, it's fires wait for them, not us. |
| Lyrics - © Frank Zappa Be in my video Darling, every night I will rent a cage for you And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white (teeny-little-tiny-little...) Twirl around in a lap dissolve Pretend to sing the words I'll rent a gleaming limosine; Release a flock of Ber-herna-herna-herna Herna-her-nerds Wear a leather collar And a dagger in your ear (stab-a-little stab-a-little stab-a-little, you) I will make you smell the glove And try to look sincere, then we'll Dance the blues Let's dance the blues Let's dance the blues Under the megawatt moonlight Pretend to be Chinese (One-hung-low) I'll make you wear red shoes There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion All the big groups use Atomic light will shine Through an old venetian blind Making patterns on your face Then it cuts to outer space With it's billions & billions & Billions & billions and Be in my video Darling every night Everyone in cable land Will say you're 'outa-site' You can show your legs While you're getting in the car, then I will look repulsive While I mangle my guitar Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee Moo-ahhhh (repeat twice) tee-nu-nee----mooo-ahhhh tee-nu-nee----mooo-wah-wah-wah-ooo After all the close-up shots Of you in bondage leather They'll spray and alley with a hose And we'll escape together Dance de blude agin Led dance de blude agin Led dance de blude agin In de middle o' de alley Let's dance your face Let's dance your lips Let's dance you nose And then we'll dance your sinus MOO-AHHHH! Previous Track Next Track | |||||||||
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