FRANK ZAPPA My CD collection Stevie's Spanking from the CD Them Or Us Track # 7 Previous Track Next Track

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Performers Frank Zappa Ray White Ike Willis Bobby Martin Tommy Mars Chad Wackerman Steve Vai Dweezil Zappa Scott Thunes Ed Mann Roy Estrada : : : : : : : : : : : Lead Vocal, Guitars Harmony, Chorus, Guitars Lead Vocal, Harmony Lead Vocal, Keyboards, Harmonica, Sax Keyboards Drums Guitar Solo, Rhythm and Fills Guitar Solo Bass Percussion Harmony Additional CD Information Producer : Frank Zappa Photographs : Steve Schapiro Recorded at the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen Cover Painting : Donald Roller Wilson CD Graphics : Gabrielle Raumberger, New Age Art

Lyrics - © Frank Zappa His name is Stevie Vai And he's crazy guy Last November I recall he needed a spanking He decided then A female specimen Would be exciting for a night To give him a spanking Laurel was her name She came to Notre Dame He told me just the other day He oughta be thanking Her for the spanking She was large and soft And she beat him off Made him drool upon his dork And gave it wanking After the spanking Hair brush! Oh! What a hair brush! (It's not that he requires grooming! Guys with light blue hair never do!) Then she did exclaim There's another game That we can play with this device And then a banana It was slighty green Vapors in between Rising up to fill the room And cook the banana She said it was dry Stevie won't you try To drool a little drool on it And grease the banana Later in the dawn Laurel carried on She got right up and dressed herself and Ate the banana Previous Track Next Track

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