My CD collection Truck Driver Divorce from the CD Them Or Us Track # 6 Previous Track | WARNING / GUARANTEE This album contains material which a truly free society would neither fear nor surpress. In some socially retarded areas, religious fanatics and ultra conservative political organizations violate your First Amendment Rights by attempting to censor rock-n-roll albums. We feel that this is un-Contstitutional and un-American. As an alternative to these government supported programs (designed to keep you docile and ignorant), Barking Pumpkin is pleased to provide stimulating digital audio entertainment for those of you who have outgrown the ordinary. The language contained herein are GUARANTEED NOT TO CAUSE ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND THE POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS. This guarantee is as real as the threats of the video fundmentalists who use attacks on rock music in their attempt to transform America into a nation of check-mailing nincompoops (in the name of Jesus Christ). If there is a hell, it's fires wait for them, not us. |
| Lyrics - © Frank Zappa Truck driver divorce! It's very sad (Steel guitars Usually weep all over it) The bold & intelligent MASTERS OF THE ROAD With their Secret Language. And their GIANT OVER-SIZED MECHANICAL TRANS-CONTINENTAL HOBBY-HORSE Truck driver divorce It's very sad Oh the wife! Oh the kids! Oh the waitress! Oh the drive all night! Sometimes when you get home Some ugly lookin' son-of-a-bitch Is tryin' to pooch yer HOME-TOWN SWEETHEART! Oh, go ride the bull! Yes, go ride the bull! Make it go up 'n down 'N when you fall off You can eat the mattress! TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE! IT'S VERY SAD! Bust yer ass To deliver some string beans, Deliver some string beans, Deliver some string beans, To UTAH! Previous Track | |||||||||